What did the five fingers say to the face?
Let me start by saying, this story will be nowhere near as good as it was in person. It’s not even in the same ballpark. Hell, it’s not even in the same country. Regardless, I felt that it had to be immortalized somewhere. Even if the four people who were there are the only ones to laugh, it needs to be put down somewhere. Well, enough blathering, on to the story.Lex, Tommy, Troy and, I decided to go out Saturday night. We figured we would just get some wings and some beer and relax and have a good time. We get to the place and ‘round 10:30 and got ourselves some food and some beer, exactly as planned. After the food was gone the idea of going to Philly was brought up.
This is how things always start. One guy throws out a random idea. “Let’s go to Philly.” Or, “let’s go to AC.” Then another guy puts on a serious face and says, “OK, let’s go.” So, then we have to go. Works everytime.
To give you an accurate picture, the seating arrangement on the way to Philly was as follows:
Driver: Sunder
Front Passenger: Tommy
Rear Left Passenger: Lex
Rear Right Passenger: Troy
We began a conversation where we are talked about how much money would it take for us to do things. Stuff like, “Would you kill a man for 10 million dollars?” Somehow, during the course of this conversation, Troy discovered that he may need more money than he has at the time.
Naturally, Lex offers to give Troy 20 dollars in exchange for letting him punch Troy in the balls. That offer was quickly rejected. Smart move on Troy’s part. Probably the only smart move of the evening. The remaining part of the conversation is below:
Lex: OK, I’ll give you two dollars if you let me slap you in the face… I’ll hit you with my backhand.
Troy: No man, that’s gonna hurt. It’s gonna hurt man…
Tommy: Do itttttttt!
Sunder: Cmon, do itttttttttttt!
Lex: OK, I’ll give you one dollar to slap you in the face, right now, open hand.
Tommy: Ohhhhhh noooooo!
Sunder: Cmonnnnnnn man, do it! Do it!
Tommy: Ohhhhhh noooooo!
Troy: I don’t know man, it’s gonna hurt. I don’t think I should… I don’t know. Man, I don’t know.....
Sunder: DOOO ITTTTT!!!
Troy: mmm, I think… I mean… I don’t know………. OK, I think might do it…. OK… All right man! Yeah, I’ll do…*SLAP*
It was absolutely priceless. He didn’t even wait until Troy finished his sentence.
Best dollar ever spent.
posted by Sunder @ 9:59 AM
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