The Bacon Beef N' Cheddar
I discovered something. Something incredible. Something that should have been thought of years ago. Something that should have been awesome.The Bacon Beef N’ Cheddar sandwich at Arbys.
Who would have thought that something as perfect as the Beef N’ Cheddar could be topped? Not I. But someone had an idea. A fantastic idea. The idea to top all ideas. Add bacon to the top of that wonderful sandwich of heaven.
When I discovered this sandwich, my heart leaped forward. A Beef N’ Cheddar with bacon? Why, the idea was ludicrous. To add to the already perfect? Dangerous. But bacon? It could only make it better. That’s what bacon does. It makes sandwiches better.
I realize that I am about to commit blasphemy… however, I’m not much of a bacon fan. I believe that ham is the superior pork product. Except on sandwiches. In the sandwich world, bacon reins supreme.
As I ordered what was obviously going to be a fantastic sandwich, my eye started twitching. As the time to first bite approached, my hands trembled.
3 bites in… I realized something. This sandwich sucked! The bacon… it ruined it… I didn’t understand. I kept eating. Maybe I was wrong. After consumption was complete… I realized the unthinkable had come true.
Bacon Beef N’ Cheddar sucks.
I don’t understand it. I wish I did. But dammit, that sandwich was not good. Pure disappointment.
posted by Sunder @ 11:15 PM
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